I proably had one of the better experiences of my life this weekend. It would take several very long posts to tell you the whole history of my family life, but suffice it to say, for now, that it was complicated, sad, disruptive and utterly not normal. I have said before that I will tell […]
LOST AND FOUND
SASSAFRASS
I just finished having a root beer float. It was awesome. Sassafrass. That is what root beer used to be called. Would still be if I had my way. What a great word. Sassafrass. The world is filled with wonderful words, don’t you think? I love words. Maybe because I love reading but I just […]
WIERDEST PET
Okay…I am sorry Sherm. My post on summer was a total insult to your new pet and so I humbly apologize. When I said I hated bugs I didn’t mean YOUR bug. Although I think that over the course of my life I have done in a few (maybe a lot) of her ancestors. I […]
WHY I HATE SUMMER
BugsHeatBugsMowing BugsNo RainBugsHumidityBugsWeedsBugsToo much rainBugsToo hot to go out sideBugsStores with air conditioning on too highBugsTornadoesBugsCannot take off any more clothes without being arrestedBugsOne hundred degreesBugsSweatingBugsHot flashes in JulyBugsPools too crowdedBugsLake scumBugsBug bites I cannot reach BugsBug bites on areas I cannot scratch in publicBugsBecoming a contortionist to put sunscreen on my backBugsCars too hot […]
THE PERFECT GARDEN
For some time now, I have had the opportunity to drive by the worlds most perfect garden. It is not far from here, in a little town of about 600 people. I guess in a town that size there isn’t much to do but garden or gossip. Maybe they do both, but the people living […]
A QUICKIE
Ha…get your minds out of the gutter.It took me 7 hours to reseal our screen porch inside and out and I am tired but wanted to leave you with a little something to smile about. This was given to our assistant at the office.“This came to me from friends and I have to wonder if […]
BACK IN THE SADDLE
Hi. I am back. I won’t ask if anyone missed me because proably few noticed I was gone and than I would feel bad. Wait. How would I know? At this point I proably only have half a dozen readers, so for you few die hards…yes I was gone and now I am back. YEAH!! […]