Don’t ever spill water on the seat of a brand new car that tells you whether or not the “pas­sen­ger air bag” is on. The car doesn’t like it. Nei­ther do the techs where you bought your car.

Too bad teenagers can­not afford new cars. Might work as birth con­trol. And if they do bor­row the car.…and the seat shorts out…well, enough said.

My hus­band wants to see how often we can short the seat out. Silly man.