Need­ing a box last week to haul stuff to the cites, I quickly dumped the “hal­loween” box and headed off.  I really need to pick up the rub­ber spi­der and rat that went fly­ing off in dif­fer­ent direc­tions so I don’t pee my pants every time I turn on the light in the old basement.

Who knew they could make them so realistic?

Wait. Have I checked that they are the fake ones? EWWWW!! Where is my hus­band when I need him?